Hello awesome people!

Have you ever seen a beaver in a newstand selling beaver news and spreading the good word of river conservation? Me either! The people of San Francisco have been deprived for too long and it's about dam time that we bring them what they deserve.

I have been granted the privilege of occupying a newstand kiosk for 6 months in efforts to help bring more art to downtown SF.

My duty is to provide good cheer, absurdity, information, and logs. A task that I hold near and dear to my chest. I beavlieve that the world needs more whimsy and play, especially at busy FiDi intersections. Bring back the Beave! In the streets and in the rivers. If the macro is a reflection of the micro, perhaps the best way to promote the reintroduction of beavers into rivers is through absurd ways of sharing information.

My master plan is to: (1) lure them in with human castoreum (aka jokes); (2) capture attention using absurdities (aka beaver conspiracies); (3) hit 'em with the facts (aka introduce the history of beavers and their importance in preserving balanced river ecology); (4) change the world for the better using good cheer and beaver jokes.